Kill the PC
I stared at the blank screen on my laptop, it blinked and effectively died, right there in front of me. A tight pain went in my chest, but then it blinked back on and I quickly saved loads of my files and emailed them to myself. Then I killed the pc by turning it off, I knew it would never come back on.
Thank fuck all my emails and videos are stored online, no more shit OUTLOOK EXPRESS to make life feel like it ran down a drain, I love my BT Yahoo...whooo hooo!
I took the dead laptop back to the shop where after a fight about my ability to claim the insurance (which resembled that scene with Al Pacino in Scarface when he snorts too much coke and goes on a killing spree or that famous scene in Ben Hur when Charlton Heston races a chariot and horses amidst blood and death).
The whole store came to a stand still as I had what I suspect to be -my first ever hormonal menopausal flush, I sweated, screamed and even threw myself on the floor.
After a quiet lull the manager assured me it would be fixed within 24 hours for free.
I am beginning to like this menopausal thing, fuck I must have looked scary, husband (who was standing outside) said he could hear my incredibly funny insults come through the front doors as they swished open and shut as customers came in and out of the store.
He also added that when I left the place I looked like one of those women from the TV hit show TENKO, all dishevelled and traumatised.
Luckily the PC was restored and returned to me, I love it....it looks better and runs faster than a cute kid being chased by Michael Jackson.
Now all I have to deal with is menopausal things.
From the beginning of the year, I had a situation where if I coughed some pee came out, how awful is that? The last thing I need is to smell of piss.
You hit 46 and suddenly your pelvic floor muscles decide to go south. So to remedy the situation I have been doing a rigorous exercise plan of pelvic floor training. Now my muscles and pelvic floor are as strong and tight as a kettle drum. I even tried it out by coughing...nope no pee there! I may open beer bottles with my vag as a new party trick.
I think husband may be impressed...
posted by: bronwynj (reply)
post date: 10.24.07 (7:57 pm)
Janey you need to see the Australian movie "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" for reference to good pelvic floor muscles!
Do you do the tighten & hold for a count of 5 ones; &/or the lots of quick tighten exercises? (ahem)
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 10.25.07 (6:45 am)
my oldest daughter was standing in my kitchen one day. i happened to glance over, and her butt cheeks were flexing, then relaxing, then flexing, then relaxing. I said "WHAT are you DOING with your butt??"
She said, Mom, I am doing my Kegels. I was like, "Do you realize that your butt flexes and relaxs every time you do that?"
She turned bright red, and said, NO!! It does NOT!!
Then admitted that she had been doing them standing in line for the bus to work, standing in line for the bank, standing in line at the grocer's....
ROFL.
Be very careful where you do your pelvic floor exercising.
posted by: bronwynj (reply)
post date: 11.11.07 (8:21 pm)
How utterly embarrassing for your daughter, fractalmom!
Women are taught that we can do our pelvic floor exercises anywhere, & that noone will know what we're doing!
The trick is to isolate the pelvic floor muscles from the other, nearby muscles, so that you're exercising only them - & nobody need know.